Catt wrinkles

when your ex cheats on your mother and she has three sons: your step brothers made from your ex. This is catt wrinkles.

"Dude my family got catt wrinkles!"
"Really? That sucks wrinkles"

by LizzzzzzzzJuliaazzzzz January 25, 2019

Penis Wrinkle

Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.

Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."

by Torling November 19, 2019

Tickley Whickley

A tickley whickley is where you tickle the other person until they get comfortable and then start pulling the other person’s pants up and down until they let you miss them.

Hey man, you want a tickley whickley?
Hell yeah man!

by smelly child February 11, 2021

Penis Wrinkle

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.

Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!

by yourinlover April 18, 2023

I'll be winkled

Used to express confusion or to admit your opponent to be correct; to admit defeat

BOB: I Found fart in a jar collection.
Me: I'll be winkled

by bobtheslobthebob February 27, 2021

Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

Wrinkles

Something that other people have...

Everyone has wrinkles, except you.

by Azure Dragon February 10, 2010