Revenge Watching

When two individuals, or in some cases a group, agree to watch a show together and then one person decides to binge watch or watch ahead without the other parties consent. This leads to massive amounts of distrust where the party that was wronged will watch ahead with no remorse for leaving the other behind, often times detailing spoilers purely out of spite.

"You remember how Steph and I were going to watch Season 7 together?"
"Yeah of course, you two have been talking about wanting to catch up to the rest of us for a while."
"Exactly, well apparently it's my fault she fell asleep during episode 6 and I kept watching. So while I knocked out errands this past Saturday she must have been Revenge Watching the rest of the season because she is done and keeps telling me spoilers and sending me texts about who died!"

by Mr. Bingbong October 10, 2017

Pussy watching

When someone is overly concerned with somebody else's sex life/body count.

him: bet yo body count mad high
her: it's none of yo damn business, stop pussy watching me

by shlumpdajunkie May 17, 2020

russian watch switch

when you pick up a russian chick and you see she got a nice watch so you take her back home a stick her watch up your asshole and when she asks for her watch back you give you your watch and keep her watch in your asshole for at least another 7 and a half hours.

Dave: damn girl you be looking thick *notices her watch*
Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian
Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo
Katia: wanna smash
Dave: Aight
*they go back to Dave's house*
Dave: lets get right into it
Katia: *takes clothes off*
Dave: *takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus*
Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE
Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt*
*5 hours later*
Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back
Dave: no
*the next day*
Bill: whats up dave
Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night
bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych
Dave: aight *shows him the watch

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 17, 2021

Let's watch who shot who

To watch the evening news in Atlanta GA

It's 5 o'clock, turn the channel and let's watch who shot who

by bubber999 March 22, 2010

i'm watching you always watching

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad

I'm watching you always watching is weird

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

Watch Stink

the nasty smell you get after wearing your watch for a few days straight and sweating like a bastard under it

I took off my watch and my arm stunk like cheese

by Winnie The Shit November 28, 2003