Irish Wellness

Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.

"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"

by SamJay93 May 24, 2022

blue wellie

Blue wellie, when you smack a child with your car only a single wellie is left

Fuck man did you see craven blue wellie that kid?

by Stretchytattoo July 13, 2022

a wellbehavedwife

An individual belonging to the wellbehavedwives community, whose purpose is to be wifey material (not related to any strict gender norms) and possess wellbehavedwife-like qualities such as integrity, empathy, and a tiptop sense of humor.

Yerkejane and Zhakus are such wellbehavedwives!
“You’re ridiculously funny! You must be a wellbehavedwife!”

by sonofabitch9840 June 14, 2022

Orson Welles

Some actor I've heard good things about.

Orson Welles was apparently cast in good movies

by UltimateDoge May 4, 2023

Todun Weller

It is a beautiful married couple they have had a tough past but they are soulmates <3

Oh have you seen Todun Weller? Yeah they are such a good couple

by Ofcofc June 29, 2023

George Orson Welles

Affectionately referred to as simply Orson Welles. A very influential American film director, writer, and actor who was also involved in theatre and radio. He is known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and film, Citizen Kane (1941). Welles succumbed to obesity in his late years.

Oh, he was the voice actor for Unicron in the 1986 animation, "The Transformers: The Movie".

George Orson Welles wanted to play a god-like role before he died; he got to do the voice acting for Unicron -- enough said.

by Popocatapetl September 8, 2016

Head of Wellbeing

Pretty much that noncey head of year that isnt getting paid as much as he wants and wants more than one job title, just doesnt give three fucks about ur wellbeing just wants to touch you up

Head of wellbeing is a fucking pagan

by bigcaz January 28, 2021