underwater basket weaving

hilarious euphemism for masturbation

too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving

by studiosecond July 11, 2007

chicken wearing socks

Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.

Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.

by GoDwnOnHer August 5, 2008

webbing

the act of putting one's scrotum around another's scrotum. also, to wrap one's scrotum around another's body part(for example one's head) would be to make a head web

hey bro, im tired of docking, let's try some webbing instead

by dock master cram February 18, 2009

arses wearing glasses

What Alvaro fucks.

Alvaro fucks arses wearing glasses.

by Steaver370 May 9, 2004

Wearing The Hat

A term used to describe when one is high on marijuana

dude I am totally wearing the hat today.

by depressfox November 18, 2010

Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

by test4el July 9, 2009

A new tie I am wearing

When someone was born without one teste.. and has to get receive a plastic one.. the person will exclaim "o look.. a new tie i am wearing!"

William: look at the new tie i am wearing!
Joelle: ew... Is that plastic?

by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003