WalMart minute

approximately 45 minutes; equivalent to the amount of time it takes to run into WalMart and purchase one or two items.

Sorry, kids, dinner will be ready in a WalMart minute--I burnt the frozen pizza.

by norawebster December 19, 2008

Walmart bag

The specific Bag that the consumer Walmart uses, but we use the word “Walmart bag” for no reason.

Teacher: Alright so what is 900 plus 900? Student: Heh, walmart bag. Teacher: that is not an answer

by iPoopEveryDay July 22, 2022

Walmart effect

When retailers remove extras from their products to make them more price-competitive with Wal-Mart.

Polo shirts sold by J.C. Penney without the customary breast pocket demonstrates the Walmart effect.

by Lane D. April 29, 2008

Walmart and chill

When a highschool boy takes a 10-11 year old girl and gets head in the Walmart parking lot

"Where is Clark"

"Oh he just Walmart and chillin right now"

by Don't Walmart and chill June 13, 2016

Walmart Baby

1. A fat and ugly baby covered with cuts, scrapes, or open sores, with a runny nose and food remnants surrounding its mouth and covering its white onesie. Contact with it makes you feel diseased and causes you to want to immediately take a shower.

2. A baby that you pretend is cute, but in reality you know that if your child looked like that you would be embarrassed to take it out in public.

"Can you hold little Chastity for a minute?"-Hillbilly Second Cousin Fran
"She's adorable. I would love to!"-Beth
**Hillbilly Second Cousin Fran walks away and Beth looks to her sister**
"Eww, this is the most disgusting Walmart Baby I've ever seen! Is that chocolate or feces on its face? I think I need a bath!" - Beth

by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 28, 2008

Walmart rat

Kind of like a Mallrat, except they hang around in wal-mart, instead of the mall. could be any type of person. goths, emos, rednecks, preps, normal people, etc.

Wal-mart is an awesome hangout spot. there are a bunch of Walmart rats there after dark.

by the enigmatic man September 11, 2008

Walmart bathroom

The worst bathroom experience in the world. Anytime you use the bathroom at WalMart, some fat guy plops down in the adjacent stall and proceeds to empty his bowels as loudly as possible, all while breathing heavily

Oh man I'm about to shit my pants!

Well just use the restroom here!

No way, man, this is a Walmart bathroom. Anytime I'm in there some 300 pound guy in a Mountain Dew shirt comes in and blows it up

by bácón November 21, 2021