To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.
by dub_head November 5, 2005

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.
Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.
by John Hold October 8, 2004

by AC603 March 31, 2008

When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.
by Cappy1 November 11, 2016

When you've been doing something self destructive for some time (perhaps without realizing it) before something serious happens that forces you to come to terms with what you've been doing and that you need to stop.
Usually involves something medical but can involve anything serious.
Usually involves something medical but can involve anything serious.
He used to eat tons of junk food, stuff with all sorts of sugar, salty snack foods, you name it. It doesn't help that he rarely exercised. He didn't seem to get that even the manufacturers of those foods stress the importance of a balanced diet. His wake up call was a heart attack that almost killed him. Fortunately, he took it seriously and made a lot of changes to his lifestyle.
They used to seem like they had everything. They lived well beyond their means. Most people thought they were rich. It took almost losing their house for them to start opening their eyes and living within their means. It was a real wake up call.
They used to seem like they had everything. They lived well beyond their means. Most people thought they were rich. It took almost losing their house for them to start opening their eyes and living within their means. It was a real wake up call.
by Optimist with experience April 14, 2009

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 9, 2021
