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wired

Acting extremely jittery & hyper, unable to stop oneself from such behavior.
I am sooo wired this morning. Someone made the mistake of giving me caffiene last night, so I never went to sleep!!!
by Ellie December 29, 2003
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ass wipe

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.
Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.
by fraterg May 11, 2003
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Douche-Wipe

When the word Douche just isn't enough to insult someone, one may attatch the suffix-word, wipe. This adds a more douche-esque and profound element to the insult itself. This may confuse the person you insult, but it would be a douchey thing to do to explain this whole thing to them afterwards
Guy: Shut up you fxckin' Douche-wipe!

Guy #2: what did you just call me?
by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006
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Persian Windshield Wiper

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"
by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010
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arse wipe

a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior.
b.Also as a term of insult
a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe
b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe
by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003
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One Wiper

A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).
Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!
by UP 1 March 30, 2008
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million wiper

When you wipe and wipe and you just can't seem to get clean. Finally, after using half a roll of toilet paper, three million wet wipes, and washing your bung hole out in the sink, you leave with a sore itchy ass.
my butthole's so hairy I can't eat a jelly donut without getting a million wiper
by genericjasper February 22, 2009
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