When you stick your finger through a piece of fold toilet paper, stick your finger up your asshole, dig the poop out, and then wipe your finger off with the toilet paper around your finger.
by le monkey January 02, 2020
This word is used to define someone who is either A. Being a dick because you won't give in quick enough or B. Someone who is just a plain asshole.
by Tenorsax chick December 02, 2013
It is when you take some item that someone else uses or touches and place it against part of your own body. A great example of this is taking someone elses toothbrush and shoving it into your colon. All that is left is just to watch the item (toothbrush) get used.
by nob May 11, 2004
by AbigailSalazar October 23, 2015
Standing up to wipe your backside with one leg placed on the toilet seat and wiping from back to front.
by Greennikotee April 11, 2020
Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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by Twotalk September 28, 2015
I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!
by Squirrel nest 4000 October 24, 2015