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jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.
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hes not reading this
by succmydicc February 16, 2018
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Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022
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reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
by SFygmnt March 14, 2014
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maria read

She's honestly the best person in the whole world. She is honest, friendly, really pretty, and the frikin best. Her personality is amazing and she's not ur typical white bitch
Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend
by Unknown friend March 4, 2019
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read and chill

When you are so poor that you can't afford Netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your "friend" for a short time before starting to fuck.
*After pretending to have read something*

Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!
by full_of_swag October 12, 2016
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Reading lion

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"
by Fredrik James February 10, 2021
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john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read
"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"
by smithy smith May 26, 2020
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