Say what?

An act of surprise that makes you look stupid as hell.

Get to the damn point, Jacob.

Say what?

by bitstripslang April 16, 2016

what are you smokin?

a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person

when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN SON?

Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!

by chillymiller October 10, 2006

What is this i don't even

When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.

Joe: Let's see what's good on /b/ today...
.......
Joe: What is this i don't even

by MugenXS April 7, 2009

What's brackin

Instead of what's crackin a blood would say what's brackin

Ay yo homie what's brackin

by Tyrone king March 3, 2017

So What?

A phrase used to describe complete lack of interest in what another person is saying, considered rude or necessary, depending on the conversation.
Alternatively, this can be used as a defensive phrase, see examples, to attempt to save one's self from ridicule.
As a third option, it is also used as a peacemaking, forgiving phrase.

Rude-
Josh: My grandfather passed away this morning.
Jake: So what?

Necessary:
Josh: Oh my god, I think my shoelace is coming undone!!!!111oneone!!!
Jake: ...so what?

Defensive:
Josh: You're an ass, man.
Jake: So what?

Forgiving:
Josh: I'm sorry I called you an ass.
Jake: Forget about it, man. So what?

by SoManyGoodness February 23, 2010

whatagwan

Of Jamacian-English patois derivation, a contraction of the question 'What's going on?'

'whatagwan star, ya gunna hit up da spot tanite?'

by whiskymack February 21, 2004

What's really hood

Use to call out someone to pick a fight, usually after the person on the receiving end of this statement causes some transgression or perceivable disrespect. Examples of things that would cause someone to say this include someone bumping into you, laughing at you, giving you a dirty look etc.. The implication is that if you're going around disrespecting people, you must be 'hood'/tough or looking for a fight.

It originates from "What's good?" which at the time it was coined was like another way of saying hello. It evolved into a hostile inflection to suggest to someone that something they did caused offense. This then evolved into "What's REALLY good?!" which then was substituted for what's really hood, basically meaning "if there's a problem we can solve this like they do in the hood." Likely the etymology of this phrase has something to do with the phrase "what's poppin'?"

Use "what's really hood" with EXTREME CAUTION.

Person 2 steps on Person 1 sneakers by accident.

1. Yo, what's really hood muh nigga?

2. Nothing, it was a mistake!

1. You damn right it was! *pulls out a gun*

2. Calm down, that's uncalled for..

1. -person one is too high/doped up/coked up to use reason. He murders person 2 and later put in jail for 30 to life-

by Oh, we need handles now? June 10, 2008