Mike Wheeler

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl

“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”

by Mike Wheeler Is Straight June 14, 2023

Jayden wheeler

Adopted lowlife, commiting life to love with their keyboard over friends and/or family

Adam: Hey dom come outside

Dom: no im shagging holly
Adam: Dont be such a Jayden wheeler

by Commander_Queef June 5, 2023

christie wheeler

A particular female whom is right in all she does.

I wish I could be as right as Christie Wheeler!

by Dairy Queen Lady May 6, 2017

taste-wheeler

girl who likes to lick out her best friends anus whilst being severely boned from all angles

she knew she was a taste-wheeler the moment she touched her cunt

by dude August 8, 2003

Spokey Wheeler

Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.

Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler

by lady's man5441 March 27, 2022

Wheeler

A highschool douche bag coach who dominates highschool kids to relive his past.

Dude he is such a wheeler, what a dick!

by Westonio June 1, 2016

Wheeler

To literally burn the living fuck out of something.

"oh fuck sake, you've absolutely Wheeler'd that fish, it's fucking black you twat!"

by Jo Boi S March 26, 2019