weiner kisser 

A name for a friend who you aren't really close with or someone you like to poke fun at. Thus you call them a weiner kisser.

It usually bugs them, but it sounds funny, and it isn't too harsh.

Friend: "Hey man."
Brad: "What are ya doin' you weiner kisser?"
Friend: "Ugh..."
Brad: "Bahaha!!"

weiner kisser by Stanley Wojack July 31, 2009

weiner step-bros

when you, being a man, have sex with a woman and a friend of yours, also being a man, has sex with that womans sister.
this is a life-long bond.

Tim fucked Sherry, and Bill fucked Sherry's sister, Jill.
Tim and Bill are weiner step-bros.
high five.

weiner step-bros by mach4motorboat October 13, 2010

Weiner Beard

Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia

Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.

Weiner Beard by Jason westfall August 18, 2012

Weiner Weaning

To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.

To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.

Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out?

Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.

Jake: Shit, that's genius.

Weiner Weaning by Dagnasty October 20, 2014

weiner-boobs

A man that is transitioning to female and has started taking hormones, developing breasts.

She's a weiner-boobs.

weiner-boobs by Aneedadix March 2, 2018

weiner police 

An imaginary police force whos sole responsibilty is to steal the weiner of unsuspecting men not guarding their weiners. Not kewl.

"Hey Joe, why are your hands down your pants?"
"Ricky don't you know about the weiner police? If you don't protect your weiner, they will just snatch it up!"
"Oh boy! I'll certainly guard them from now on. Thanks Joe!"

weiner police by Captain Burnsy January 11, 2009

weiner lean 

1. a provocative dance

2. when an erection leans dramatically to one side, usually due to heavy masterbation, where one uses the same hand everytime.

3. when you lean against someone or something, holding yourself up with your erect weiner. usually followed by saying "do the weiner lean"

4. remixed version of the song "shoulder lean"

"hey check it out, weiner lean"

weiner lean by raymadalady September 11, 2006