hoe weekend

Hoe weekend happens during the last Friday-Sunday of every month. It's when all of the thots and sluts and hoes come out and are free to do whatever the fuck they want to do without the care of being judged. Basically the level of hoe-ism reaches a new max! Even people who aren't hoes or sluts or thots will participate in this activity. It starts from Friday and ends on Monday and there are usually crazy stories on Monday about what everyone did over hoe weekend.

Tim:Man did you see all that nasty stuff Lucy was posting. Why would she do that?
Bob: Oh you didn't hear? It was hoe weekend

by Rackard February 18, 2017

weekend jetlag

The insatiable desire to go to sleep come Sunday night made impossible by the fact that it was past noon when you woke up. The jetlag continues Monday morning when you are sluggish, unproductive, and not likely to recover until you hit your bed at 8 PM that night.

"Wow, man you look terrible. Were you up drinking on a Sunday night?"
"Nah, dude. I just got some serious weekend jetlag."

by Driction December 19, 2007

Weekend Alkie

Someone who gets plastered drunk Friday and Saturday nights only. Recovering on Sunday.

Guy: Hey, how was your weekend?

Girl: Dude, I was a weekend alkie. Good times.

by indnprncss January 26, 2010

Lost Weekend

What happened? Doesn't matter, I'm cool.

A Lost Weekend can actually last months or in some infamous cases (John Lennon) a few years...

by Big Gaspar May 14, 2016

weekend mark

Life and sole of the party, weekends only though. Last man standing, leaning, wobbling etc etc. Usually seen between the hours of 8pm Friday till 8am monday. If found please return to cVm ( cala Vinyas Mafia).
Unmistakable grey/silver hair, wide open blue eyes, casually dressed.

Weekend Mark

by WEEKEND MARK February 4, 2010

birthday weekend

the weekend you get your fake id. drinking and debauchery abound. anything goes. once it happens, you never stop experiencing the aftermath, good or bad.

My friend hooked up with a bunch of guys during birthday weekend; that week he found out he had herpes.

On birthday weekend, I saw two girls making out in front of me at a bar; then my friend's wallet got stolen at the bar.

by schwasted123 March 21, 2011

bunny weekend

a two day fuck marathon

Going for a bunny weekend with my secretary.

by andreytcho August 3, 2008