Waltz the Clown

When Waltz was a young lad, he had some issues at home. His mom turned to alcoholism after the death of his dad died to a severe case of monkey cancer. To make matters even worse, Waltz was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis at the age of 4. Waltz lived a sad and poor life in Utah as his family owned land to grow cassava beans. Growing up, Waltz was forced to work in the cassava fields for a little pay because his family's business was struggling to keep afloat due to Mr. Marmalade's business across town. He was running Waltz's farm into the ground. With the little money he had saved up from the cassava fields, he went to the traveling circus. When he walked into the tent, the first thing he saw was the clowns. The clown's friendly and welcoming appearance and talent washed all of the pain and suffering of his home life. Waltz thought to himself, "I can be a clown and do the same for other people!" After that day, Waltz was changed forever. He felt like he had found a purpose in life, to become a clown. Waltz dropped out of high school to pursue an education at the Salt Lake City School of Clown Education. Waltz finally felt like he fit in. Everyone was equal. After 4 years of intense schooling, Waltz graduated at the top of his class. Waltz found a job after graduation at The Park. After working at The Park for 2 years, Waltz was hospitalized after he slipped on Sean Spicer's puddle of Dip-n-Dots and busted his head. Waltz died a slow and painful death.

Damn dude, Sean Spicer killed the best accordion clown, Waltz the clown.

by Bameron Booley August 26, 2017

dependently wealthy

someone who lives like they are rich while simultaneously mooching off of someone else.

"Did you see Dave's new car? Yeah, but how did he afford it without a job? He still lives with his folks, so he's dependently wealthy."

or

"Brian threw a fantastic party last night at his brother's beach house, with money he borrowed from his girlfriend...Man, he sure is dependently wealthy!"

by Nuggets McGee February 5, 2009

bill walton

The greatest color commentator in the history of Western Civilization

Bill Walton, after being asked about the Knicks point guard play in the NBA Finals: (Turns his head and looks directly into the camera, pauses)..."Charlie Ward sucks"

Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper Jones: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball!

Walton: Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet

Walton: Balderdash, this is the playoffs!

Walton: Tracy McGrady is doing things we’ve never seen from anybody – from any planet!

Walton: And just a horrible pass from Walton (Luke Walton, his son)

Walton: That was the worst inbounds pass in the history of the Clippers organization.

Walton: Larry Johnson, who spent the last 48 hours railing against the world, what a pathetic performance by this sad human being. This is a disgrace to the game of basketball and to the NBA. He played like a disgrace tonight. And he deserved it.

Walton: Abbie Hoffman wasn't a fugitive from Justice, Justice was a fugitive from Abbie Hoffman.

by Brian P. Steelhammer January 12, 2008

Bishops Waltham

A place where a lot of inscanely hot people live and hang out with the odd emo floating around. Some People Call it Bishy or Bishy Waltham Rec

Yo, You Gonna be at Bishops Waltham Rec For Training Tonight?

by FukMeInTheBackSeat September 23, 2009

1 hand waltz

Masturbation. The act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. One handed-tussle. A less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle shuffle and cousin to the 2 hand tango. A fistful of man dollars. Pulling on the old wad. Jerkin' the gherkin'. Slapping the ham. Pounding the pig. Pullin' the skin flute. One hand short of a 2 hand tango.

After yet another unsuccessful night out, John went home alone and was reduced to doing the old 1 hand waltz.

by C.M.E. Barnard December 30, 2008

Dirty Walter

1 - (verb) This occurs when a woman insists on her male partner to wear a condom against his wishes. He agrees to her request, but during sex he pretends to play with his testicles & secretly slides the condom off. After he climaxes inside of her he quickly rolls off and makes a quick trip to the bathroom to dispose of the evidence.

Did she make you wear a rubber? She thought so.. ha ha, but I gave her the Dirty Walter .

by Adam326 December 26, 2005

Walton High School

A high school located in suburban Atlanta (truly, it is in Cobb County). It was deemed a School of Excellence, one of the top 5% high schools in America, and a "Cool School" by ABC news. The school population is broken up into preppy/jocks, whores/partiers, scene/skater kids, black people and the people who think they're black, and nerds. The preppy population definately outweighs the rest. The school is also in the AAAAA regions for most of its sports.

Dodgen girl: "Wow, I'm really bummed that I have to go to Pope next year! It sounds like no fun compared to Walton!"
Dodgen boy: "Yeah, I'm phsyced to go to Walton High School. I ride skateboards so I can hang out in front of the lunchroom and in the Ashtray like other scene kids!"

by EastCobbSnob May 29, 2009