Mrs Wasserman

A math teacher who like to make fun of kids that are in lower math classes and she also like to make fun of kids with depression

I was trying to do my math test but all I could hear is Mrs Wassermans typing in the back

by Texas Instruments June 1, 2018

Washer

A beer liked for taking big drinks to quench thirst and wash down the throat.

Let's head to the bar for a few washers.

by Yooper906 May 3, 2018

Tenessee Dish Washer

When a man plays twister with a cow naked and farts until the cow cums a boat of shit.

I was having a nice chat with chadley when he said he gave a cow a tenessee dish washer while drinking the 1742 jackson pollock cock.

by zachs left sack January 5, 2009

waster

A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.

Dave Curtis is not a waster, he simply likes the occasional pint of ale.

by Dave December 28, 2003

wiener washer

Somebody who gives blowjobs. Derogatory slang for a gay male.

Me: you little wiener washer.
You: Yeah, so what.

by H0lyC0w October 5, 2009

Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.

Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.

by youngchub May 11, 2011

wastermankel

Someone that uses the toilet and uses up all the toilet paper but does not replace it when they leave.

That wastermankel made me unable to clean my buttox.

by Shane August 3, 2004