Vulcan Handshake

A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.

Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"

by Random Perv March 12, 2009

Valvados

Yaoi Queen. There was a story of his greatness, he who would cleanse the land of dirt and grind and spread the teachings of Yaoi. He was once thought to be the Son of Yaoi-Oh!, the creator of Yaoist, the art of sexualized manga characthers.
Yaoi Queen is actually the son of the God of Yaoism, Spartanus.
Yaoi Queen's task is to bring the world Yaoi and let their hearts open to the possibility of become one with him, the state of mind called YaoiVana la Valisca. There the world of thought is like basking in human ejaculation and saliva. The scents of fresh fruit and honey overwhelm the mind for an eternal orgasm.
Valvados, the queen fairy, the prophet of pimp, ladyboy of lust, wearing a loincloth of slick that tickles the genitalia as well as the medulla oblongata, rides a carriage dragged by men whose images invoke Inu-Yasha, Link, Iori and others will bring forth a wave of love to open the minds of evil doers everywhere.
Praise be to Valvados, our yaoi queen, our prince of peniality, may the yaoi-ism be with you.

Valvados's sword of yaoi, the mighty blade, Erectus Yasha, swung forth and cut the evil minds and let the yaoi flow into their souls to bathe them in purity and joy.
A-Yaoi.

by Princess Pudding Pops Chester May 17, 2004

Vulcan

Similiar to the shocker. But instead of two in the pink and 1 in the stink. It would be two in each whole

Do you want to be vulcaned tonight

by P Man JOnes August 28, 2011

Vulvazela

The act of violently blowing into a woman's vagina until she loudly quiffs back into your face.

I played my girlfriend's vulvazela last night, and it was much better than listening to the world cup.

by godot99 July 11, 2010

vulgarity

The only tool an ignorant and hostile person knows how to use to get their point across.

Vulgarity makes a person sound like an undeucated, ignorant, hostile idiot who needs his mouth washed out with soap.

by [e-mail] May 5, 2008

Vulvanicity

a female to erupt in pleasure when been impaled on a member

richard last night i was banging r lass and she erupted with vulvanicity

by ginner May 31, 2007

Vulgar'd

To take advantage of a complete pussy-nubbit moron by either scamming (an eBayer) or pwning (nub-ganking) him/her.

Oh shit, you got Vulgar'd... Nub.

by Vulgar ;) December 19, 2004