by Matt February 8, 2005
Get the chariot ventures mug.An ambiguous sexual act that no one can agree upon. Originates from the child star Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture.
Those at the Urban Dictionary hypothesize that it has something to do with tubs and turkey basters.
Those at the Urban Dictionary hypothesize that it has something to do with tubs and turkey basters.
The Alchemist: "Uh, Rust, you do realize that a 'Rusty Venture' is when you take your finger and run it around a guy's *** while you *** the guy off into his own ***."
Rusty: "What? My name is a sex act? When did that happen?"
Shore Leave: "Uh, like, in the '80s, and Al is way off. A Rusty Venture is when you 69 and you fill each other's *** with *** and then you turn over and blow *** into each other's ***"
Rusty: "What? My name is a sex act? When did that happen?"
Shore Leave: "Uh, like, in the '80s, and Al is way off. A Rusty Venture is when you 69 and you fill each other's *** with *** and then you turn over and blow *** into each other's ***"
by Young Sheezy November 24, 2010
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1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.
2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.
3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**
**A.K.A. A double frog-man
4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**
**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.
6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.
2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.
3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**
**A.K.A. A double frog-man
4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**
**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.
6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
by sexylexic November 25, 2010
Get the Rusty Venture mug.Licking the chick's clit while you use your fingers inside her usualy to rub the g-spot (see g-spot). This usualy is to stimulate a g-spot orgasm.
by X April 23, 2003
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Its figurehead was a whore in bed, and its mast was the Captain's penis.
It is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:
Aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
and the mast was the captains penis.
The Sex Pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it Friggin' in the Riggin'
Its figurehead was a whore in bed, and its mast was the Captain's penis.
It is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:
Aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
and the mast was the captains penis.
The Sex Pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it Friggin' in the Riggin'
by Melonman36 April 10, 2010
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Get the venga mug.A Rusty Venture is when you take your finger and swirl it around a man's anal sphincter while performing a hand job
by Al_the_Alchemist November 25, 2010
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