nigga vegetable

a naive or gullible person (generally used in the streets)

my bro's a nigga vegetable

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

moving the vegetables

Drinking alcoholic beverages, specifically beer.

I went out with Brad last night and we were moving the vegetables!

by JacobWhite6 April 23, 2023

Vegetables

A DISGUSTING thing that literally no CHILD will eat
They stink
But peaches well *Whistles* They look like them big fat pink BOOTYS

Mom Ok sweetie time to eat ur vegetables
Kid THE FUCK MOM I TOLD YOU NO VEGETABLES
*Kid proceeds to beat his mother ferociously until she is bleeding*
KidNOW GIVE ME PEACHES

by RandomKidThatYouDontKnow October 9, 2019

Vegetable

Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.

Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable

by ChingChongChungy June 4, 2018

vegetable

a disabled person in a wheelchair

"no way bro look at that vegetable over there! wanna hear a joke? what part of a vegetable cant you cook? the wheelchair."

by gossipgirlsxxoo November 9, 2022

Vegetable

This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.

"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"

by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016