garden variety lesbian

If someone would please tell me wtf this means that would be great.. my bff and I were just referred to as such lmao.

You and your friend come off as garden variety lesbians.

by Katie Addeline August 15, 2016

Cody - (The Bad Variant)

A guy who hides behind a momma's boy facade and will go out of his way to butter you up, so long as it's convenient for him. Has to frequently repeat to people how "nice" and "optimistic" he is, while insisting "I'm not a fuckboy".

He won't dump his girlfriend until he has the next one lined up and ready to jump into - has no issue leading them both on until the "side girl" concedes to being more than a booty call for him.

Will manhandle his partner in public and physically pull her away from other men, even if they aren't speaking to one another, and insists on having her account passwords even though he "forgets" his. Often asks to have his own free time but will not let his partner have hers.

If you confront him, he will cry and guilt trip you into apologizing for being upset with his actions.

Will also blatantly ignore a safe word until he's satisfied himself.
Your safety comes second to his entertainment.
He will lash out at his romantic partner's friends and drive them off one by one until all she has is him, thus forcing her to solely depend on him for comfort and emotional support.

Most common "bait" he uses with girls:
"I've never loved anyone like I love you, I feel like I can let my walls down with you."

Girl going to a friend about Cody - (The Bad Variant):
"Hey, we need to talk."
"What's up?"
"It's about Cody."
"I'm sorry... are you okay?"

After he leapfrogs to another girl in the same circle:
"Oooo, she's dating now?"
"Yeah, but... she's dating Cody."
"Oh no..."

by friendly-neighborhood-big-sis June 29, 2018

Vargism

A random thought, idea or story presented at an inappropriate time or place. The comment is generally out character from how the teller typically acts.

“Man, the other day he used a Vargism in order to get the woman at the cable company to get something done right"

by Cavedwellar May 23, 2007

Variety fucker

Where a guy fucks, needs to fuck or wants to fuck different types on women. For example dark skin black,skin black, hispanic, blackette, brunette, blond, redette ect. for the novelity of each kind. Because each of there pussys look different ect.

John is a variety fucker.

by Deep blue 2012 September 26, 2009

Varick

Varicks are many things:

1. An anorexic freak who you find interest counting his ribs.

2. Desperate young man

3. Newb who makes crappy videos for youtube

4. White Steve Erkul

5. That dude that doesn't hang out with guys. (EVER)

6. Chief who defends honorably

Did you see those Varick videos!? He keeps talking about Kerry and he never stops counting his ribs!!

by Uber V July 10, 2010

varia

A basic blond who thinks one is a magical unicorn

'I love to fly, I love to fly like a unicorn and take a (pony) everywhere,' said Varia.

by unicorn5610 December 11, 2016

VariableRush

Noun;
Libra. Most likely an Psychology major. One of complete randomness. He is Obsessed with Zombies, Video Games, and Japanese Films. +2000 Posts. Has a radio show that constantly gets hijacked by Willard, his evil computer
Theme songs include: King of Randomness" and "Random" by Chris "Flik" Serani
see also Random, OneUp

That guy's so crazy, he's a rush of variables

by Lunchbox March 24, 2005