Rebecca and Christy are all over that older, bald rich man with their Velcro vagina thinking they are getting a ring-while he's doing them both. So sad for these desperate souls. I don't even think he showers before he does them both.
Kevin vagina day is a day where we can all celebrate the existence of kevin vagina himself. He gives glory to all the vaginaless with the power of his great one vagina. The stanky fishy will spread throughout the whole world to spread his cheer. But beware, if you do not celebrate kevin vagina day he will come into your room when you sleep and slap you with his vagina.
kevin vagina: I have come to bless you with my great big hairy vagina.
Everyone: All hail the great kevin vagina day
An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.
The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.
"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."