Utah cheek slap

When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.

Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.

by Dr. Farquad March 25, 2023

Utah

-"This is the place"
- 45th state in the union
- "Greatest Snow on Earth"

- Mormons ofc (not everyone is Mormon & the ones that are, are more open-minded)
- Jello
- Snow tundra & desert red rocks all in one w a great view of the Wasatch mountain range (why settle for one Minecraft biome when you can have 3 ig)

The birthplace of the FLDS

- Every body looks the same, the "Utah girl" hair.
- You can't go anywhere without running into a pack of missionaries, if you want them to stop bugging you just offer them a beer. ;)
- Utah Jazz is the shit along w RSL soccer
- National parks

- Highest # of Pacific Islanders next to Hawaii
- Don't start talking to anyone unless you're sure you're not cousins
- Sundance Film Festival
- Skiing & snowboarding
-The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
- Everybody knows everybody through the Mormon church
- Pioneer day
- check out The Ogden Farmers Market, Park Silly, The Arts Festival, they're really fun.
- Last but not least, the names can be very... special, so don't blame the kid blame the parent, you'll meet a LOT of people with names starting with "Mc, Mak, Mck, Mac" (ex. Makenzie, Mcaylee & Mckay) along with names that end in "lee, ley, li, leigh" (ex. Ryleigh, Oakley, Mylee & a shit ton of Bailey's) You'll meet a lot of boys w the names Carter, Carson, Bracken, Beau, Owen, Christian & ofc Logan. You'll meet a lot of girls w the names, Hailey, Oakley, Bailey, Lilly, Olivia, Abby, Hallie & Allie.

Person 1: "I'm going to Bear Lake this year for Summer."
Person 2: "Utah right?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Stay away from the polygamists! :D"

Person 1: " Who says I want too? ;)"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: " I'm gonna find me a blondie!"

by thatutahbitch July 27, 2022

disney in utah

otherwise referred to as walp gisney.

"can't even have disney in utah man."

by StormKloud January 29, 2023

utah

a fictional state that ISNT REAL. people keep saying that its real but it isnt its a fake state that the government created as an April fools joke. And if you live in utah, no you dont.

Utah isnt real.

by crowstfu December 11, 2021

Utah gold

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

..........

Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

The Ol' Utah Chili Chug

A Utah team building activity. It requires 16 hot dog buns, 1 funnel, some rubber hose, several gallons of Wendy's classic chili, a blindfold, and the team.

We needed to get the team working better together, so we went out and got the stuff for The Ol' Utah Chili Chug. 15 of us had a great time, unfortunately Brian left the company shortly after.

by Salamski July 15, 2024

Utah

Something that might come to your mind when you're trying to think of a really forgettable US state

Harry: What's the most obscure US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What's even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022