Utah Pantlegging

Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.

Did you see jimmy doing some Utah Pantlegging, it was insane!

by My grandma just ate some prune April 03, 2019

Utah gold

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

..........

Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

Utah Helicopter

When someone is so drunk they can't speak and/or text right and talk about random things. Including but not limited too: stories about girls who squirted all over there shirt, why they love taco bell so much (because all drunk people like taco bell), and random girls they like.

Jake was a Utah helicopter last night. Did you hear him talking about taco bell non-stop?

by Zackhicky October 19, 2010

Utah cheek slap

When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.

Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.

by Dr. Farquad March 26, 2023

Utah U-Turn

Doggy style but you reach back behind you to grab the balls.

I couldn’t believe it that girl just whipped out a Utah U-Turn on me.

by TennesseeTickFucker April 27, 2019

Utah Ghostick

When the penis is all that can be seen of a Mormon male when having sex through a hole in a sheet.

Marianne was aroused when imagining that the Utah ghostick was not that of her husband, but some other man hiding under the sheet.

by polypubes November 20, 2016

Packing for Utah

Macking on some girl in her bedroom

Sorry I can’t hang out today, I’m packing for Utah.

by Weeniepeenie June 13, 2020