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um bal

It means the person is sweet loving and protective
I’m such an um bal You know
Yeah I know
by Ari_clown June 4, 2021
mugGet the um balmug.

jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

The act of sticking your stragot of a friends balls in you mouth and hugging them all around
friend 1: Can i jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

Friend 2: Hell yeah bro
by Billy bob mother fucking joe January 15, 2022
mugGet the jiggle-um-balls in yo mouthmug.

ume

Someone who is always seen partying and having a great time.
Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."
by ume187 January 13, 2020
mugGet the umemug.

Um... Could you repeat the question?

You know those were my questions, right? That made you look like and idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about. It was me.
Derp "Um... Could you repeat the question?"

Hym "No. I don't think I will. But you're conflating the term 'Anti-Vaxxer' with 'the people who didn't want to get the covid vaccine' and you're doing it either because your don't know there's a distinction (so you're ignorant) OR you DO know there's a difference and you're dishonest. Or both. An ignorant liar. There were people who KNEW that it wasn't as bad as SOME PEOPLE were lead to believe. And NOW, we KNOW that YOUR SIDE... WAS WRONG. You were militant in your ignorance. You blindly and without anything thought or discernment did what you were told (like a fucking Nazi), castigated the people WHO WE KNOW KNOW WERE CORRECT, and instead of contrition what we get from you is an attempt to memory-hole what actually happened. You claim is the WE DIDN'T KNOW. We COULDN'T have known. NO ONE CAN KNOW ANYTHING, APPARENTLY. Except people DID know. They were CORRECT and YOU were WRONG. You didn't lose your friends and family to Q-Anon. You lost your friends and family to your own self-righteous epistemological supremacy delusion. You THOUGHT you knew and then you finger-wagged everyone who disagreed with you. And YOU were WRONG. Everyone you tried to SHAME knew you were wrong as you were shaming them. You. Are. A. Dumb. And. Bad. Person. Who. Does. Not. Like. A. Thing. I. Said. That. Whore. Is. Wrong. To. Fuck. That. Retard. And. That. Retard. Is. ALSO. A. Dumb. Bad. Cry-Baby. Liar. Bad. You're bad. I'm good."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
mugGet the Um... Could you repeat the question?mug.

Rig um up

The desperate request by mountain dwellers to reveal your breasts
Rig um up.....excuse me??? You heard me, Rig um up!!! Rack um up, tighten up
by torismom73@gmail.com August 13, 2018
mugGet the Rig um upmug.

Um, uUm, uM

Um, uUm, uM
Um, uUm, uM
mugGet the Um, uUm, uMmug.

cheeze ums

It is white it tastes like cheese, good girls swallow, it can only come from stroking the dick back and forth
" in my the face harder , just pullout I don't have birth control". CHEEZE UMS
by Hey my name is big john January 3, 2017
mugGet the cheeze umsmug.

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