Typhoon

When a woman spits on your testicles, then blows on them, all while she jerks you off.

That girl from the bar last night gave me a typhoon. Also known as typhooning, or being typhooned.

by Tonylugs July 1, 2009

tycoon

- Tycoon

A derogatory term for someone who is of Thai-Black-African descent.

See "Tiger Woods".

Person - "That Tiger Woods is such a tycoon."

by S. Ladavooch September 30, 2006

Techo

When someone doesn't really trust technology, so they follow up an e-mail by phoning, ostensibly to "see if you got it," but really to echo the exact contents of the e-mail, thus rendering it redundant and annoying the shit out of you.

I hate getting an e-mail from Jan, because I know there's a freaking techo on its way.

by Wuzee April 14, 2009

techoldogy

Technology that was really cool, 20 years or more ago.
Tech-old-ogy

Hey, that AccuCobol compiler is the schizz of Techoldogy!

by TigTheRed July 20, 2007

tschorg

word to insult other people, mainly used in mountain regions, such as tolm, tscheggl, poltsch and schlammsau

get off my farm, tschorg!

by Tschorgtscheggltolm August 17, 2011

tchococita

A weird ass song in 2018 because this is what entertainment has come to.

Me and Ari listened to the Tchococita song in 4th period

by Lil Advil May 16, 2018

zoo tycoon 2

Zoo tycoon is the most epic game ever fucking made. It involves creating a zoo where you can have animals and peasants come to pay money just to see them. This is one of the only games that you can actually put a monkey in a desert habitat and watch as it tries to adapt. The best part is even though you can feed them, only liberals actually feed those fucktards. You can even buy slaves if you want.

Some kid: hey did you play zoo simulator
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where it’s at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.

by Trumpthecoolkidswagger March 19, 2019