Twash

Especially pointless or useless comments made on Twitter; i.e. Twitter + Trash = Twash.

Man, this guy's feed is nothing but Twash.

by MabelJay August 5, 2011

On The Tosh

'On The Tosh' is a phrase used to describe being on a heavy drinking session. The term originates from the English TV police series 'The Bill' which featured a character called 'Tosh Lines' (played by Kevin Lloyd). In real life Kevin Lloyd was a famously hard drinker, who at one point escaped from a rehabilitation clinic only to be found drinking in the pub across the road. Kevin died of alcohol poisoning in May 1998.

"I'm of out on the Tosh this evening with the lads, fancy coming?"

"Man, I was so Toshed last night I slept with a fat ginger bird with a bush like sherwood forest."

by Mikeeboy July 16, 2008

tosh

the underside of someones nutsack

yo my tosh itches mad crazy right now

by swagmasta82095 December 18, 2012

Daniel Tosh

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude

"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"

by ToshedSalad March 11, 2010

tosh wad

Dipshit, dumbass, idiot, etc.

Don't be a tosh wad, dude.

by Sethifus December 29, 2007

tosh.0

a kinda funny televison show on comedy central hosted by daniel tosh that includes, throw up, fake videos, and offending comments made by daniel tosh.

"did you see tosh.0 last night? it was really gay."
"thats because he is gay."

by herpderple123 August 11, 2011

Shiawase no Toshi

There are three definitions for this term.

1. The Japanese phrase for 'City of Happiness.'
2. The soon to be famous Anime and Manga series created by no other than Yours Truly.
3. The setting of the Anime series.

1. I don't care if I die! I will protect the citizens of Shiawase Toshi!!
2. Shiawase no Toshi is without a doubt, the greatest city in Japan.

by Saizo Matsuguaia June 20, 2012