Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
by Cassiopeia R December 23, 2011
1)N. The time between dawn and sunrise.
2)N. The most disgraceful attempt at a book in history, making a choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia sound, to a sad and depressed high school girl, like a good idea, written by a vary pathetic excuse for an author named Stephenie Meyer.
2)N. The most disgraceful attempt at a book in history, making a choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia sound, to a sad and depressed high school girl, like a good idea, written by a vary pathetic excuse for an author named Stephenie Meyer.
1) "Hi honey isn't twilight beautiful."
2) "The Fuck was that bitch Stephenie Meyer thinking, vampires are not emotional sissy boys, do not attend high school. DO...NOT...SPARKLE!!!"
2) "The Fuck was that bitch Stephenie Meyer thinking, vampires are not emotional sissy boys, do not attend high school. DO...NOT...SPARKLE!!!"
by VampireKittyCat June 13, 2012
The time of evening in between daylight and darkness. During this time, it's no longer day, but not quite night.
"Twilight is a beautiful time of day, is it not?"
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
by celerystalker19 May 25, 2011
To gang up on someone in a manner of 3 vs 1. Done by the three people aligning side by side and slowly approaching the lone one. As seen in the movie "Twilight."
Those three cars are all lined up and about to race each other straight at us! We're about to get twilighted!
by camcal May 01, 2011
What could have been a good book, just ended up being a big mess. A typical romance novel that no one will remember in 15 years. Though about 'vampires', the whole book is just describing the oh so handsome Edward, and about a girl who can't make a single decision in her life and will always depend in a guy. A lot of people complain about the book being gay, but the whole book is just horrible, besides, Twilight fans never discuss the characters, or the plot, or the sequence the events are put together. The bad stuff of Twilight could be:
1. lack of plot
2. And lack of character development
1. lack of plot
2. And lack of character development
Twilight fan-"OMG, like Twilight is THE best book ever. Edward is so hawt, vampires are so cool, like I want to marry Edward cause he is so hawt."
Non fan-"Twilight a good book?"(goes back to reading A clockwork Orange)
Non fan-"Twilight a good book?"(goes back to reading A clockwork Orange)
by Mr. Mercury June 26, 2010
1. The time between dawn and sunrise, and sunset and dusk.
2. A romance book written by Stephenie Meyer about a vampire and a human.
2. A romance book written by Stephenie Meyer about a vampire and a human.
1. Twilight is so pretty in areas not polluted with fog.
2. Person #1 Are you reading Twilight?
Person #2: Yeah.
Person #1: Any good?
Person #2: No.
2. Person #1 Are you reading Twilight?
Person #2: Yeah.
Person #1: Any good?
Person #2: No.
by yokj6 October 12, 2010
A book series that destroyed decades of progress in young adult literature, as well as passed up strong female protagonists like Eowyn from lotr (who kills the king of the nazgul and fights alongside men, disregarding stereotypes), Hermione from Harry Potter (who, when her boyfriend leaves fights evil wizards instead of moping), and Celaena from Throne of Glass (an all-around badass) for a stereotypical, apathetic, and unrealistic main character, Bella.
Bella is the complete opposite of a strong female protagonist, basing her entire self-worth off the opinion of her boyfriend, disregarding all other aspects of her life, including her family, schoolwork, a future career, and her physical and mental health for her boyfriend. She stays with and pursues a man who has an unhealthy power dynamic in their relationship and threatens her multiple times with physical harm.
Stephanie Meyer successfully upholds unhealthy gender stereotypes through these books, teaching young girls that without a hot boy you are nothing. She also teaches that a 109 year old man watching a 16 year old girl in her bedroom without permission is sexy, a grown man vowing that he is in love with a newborn is appropriate, and that your significant other's opinion of you is the only measure of your self-worth.
Also, VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE and it is ridiculous to propose that they do. Meyer once said "the idea for Twilight came to me in a dream," and that dream may have been drug-induced.
Bella is the complete opposite of a strong female protagonist, basing her entire self-worth off the opinion of her boyfriend, disregarding all other aspects of her life, including her family, schoolwork, a future career, and her physical and mental health for her boyfriend. She stays with and pursues a man who has an unhealthy power dynamic in their relationship and threatens her multiple times with physical harm.
Stephanie Meyer successfully upholds unhealthy gender stereotypes through these books, teaching young girls that without a hot boy you are nothing. She also teaches that a 109 year old man watching a 16 year old girl in her bedroom without permission is sexy, a grown man vowing that he is in love with a newborn is appropriate, and that your significant other's opinion of you is the only measure of your self-worth.
Also, VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE and it is ridiculous to propose that they do. Meyer once said "the idea for Twilight came to me in a dream," and that dream may have been drug-induced.
TWILIGHT FAN: omg Edward is so hot omg omg i'm going to go reread the series i wish i were bella can you believe Breaking Dawn?!?!
ME: Get a life. Also, you realize you are crushing on a 109 year old man who stalks teenagers, right?
ME: Get a life. Also, you realize you are crushing on a 109 year old man who stalks teenagers, right?
by allthatisgolddoesnotglitter December 04, 2016