Twilight

The story of an emotionally disturbed girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality, with pedophilic undertones.

Edward: Ancient Vampire.
Jacob: Werewolf.
Bella: Human girl.

Bonus: Jacob falls in love with Bella's baby... While it's still a baby.

Twilight is the product of a seriously repressed mind.

by kyrieleison September 25, 2010

Twilight

The act of shooting a load on a girls face the throwing a handful of glitter on her face.

Dude I was with my G/F last night and I Twilighted her. She sparkled like tinkerbell!

by Snipedog22 February 2, 2013

Twilight

Something you should use when tiolet paper/fire wood is not found.

twilight crap book

by Heavenlymo May 26, 2009

Twilight

The title of a book and movie, they are stupid and everyone is trying to copy their movie.

Your not a vampire from twilight dammit! stop the obsession.

by K-99800 October 16, 2009

Twilight

The soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall. And I guess that there's also a book or something that a bunch of idiots either love or hate. Not being an idiot, I don't care either way.

The twilight has a certain sense of peace to it, ironically considering all the "TWILIGHT RULEZ!" "NO TWILIGHT SUXX!" crap on the internet.

by Kahran042 October 10, 2010

Twilight

Twilight (n) A depressed girl who can't descide wether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.

Bella is confused. She can't decide if she wants Edward or Jacob.. this is why Twilight wasnt that good....

by LEMONZ;) August 18, 2010

Twilight

The period between day and night.

Oh look mum, it seems to be twilight.

by reailist September 2, 2010