by Snipedog22 February 2, 2013
Get the Twilightmug. The story of an emotionally disturbed girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality, with pedophilic undertones.
Edward: Ancient Vampire.
Jacob: Werewolf.
Bella: Human girl.
Bonus: Jacob falls in love with Bella's baby... While it's still a baby.
Twilight is the product of a seriously repressed mind.
Jacob: Werewolf.
Bella: Human girl.
Bonus: Jacob falls in love with Bella's baby... While it's still a baby.
Twilight is the product of a seriously repressed mind.
by kyrieleison September 25, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. by Heavenlymo May 26, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. by K-99800 October 16, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. A horrible piece of literature. It kills brain cells and makes women turn into pedophiles. Most of the fans cannot write with good grammar or spelling and their vocabulary is lacking, to say the least.
Edward is a hundred-something vampire who's doesn't drink human blood and glitters.
Jacob is a boy who seems to not know what a shirt is and he falls in love with a child. Pedophile. He also turns into a huge brown wolf when he gets angry.
Bella is a dull girl torn between necrophilia and bestiality.
If you want something that has a better plot and character development, read things like Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Dante Valentine Series by Lilith Saintcrow, or your local newspaper.
Edward is a hundred-something vampire who's doesn't drink human blood and glitters.
Jacob is a boy who seems to not know what a shirt is and he falls in love with a child. Pedophile. He also turns into a huge brown wolf when he gets angry.
Bella is a dull girl torn between necrophilia and bestiality.
If you want something that has a better plot and character development, read things like Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Dante Valentine Series by Lilith Saintcrow, or your local newspaper.
Twihard- OMG EDWAAAARDD! He's SoooooooOoOOo hawt!
Random person- Oh no. Get a life!
Twihard- Twilight iz mia life!!1!! I'm MRS. CULLEEENN!
Random person #2- Did someone stop her medication?
Random person- Oh no. Get a life!
Twihard- Twilight iz mia life!!1!! I'm MRS. CULLEEENN!
Random person #2- Did someone stop her medication?
by funnyfarmer July 8, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. The soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall. And I guess that there's also a book or something that a bunch of idiots either love or hate. Not being an idiot, I don't care either way.
The twilight has a certain sense of peace to it, ironically considering all the "TWILIGHT RULEZ!" "NO TWILIGHT SUXX!" crap on the internet.
by Kahran042 October 10, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. A Saga of four books written by Stephanie Meyer
This is the worse book in history. It's about a stupid chick that meets the re-born Cedric Diggory and says she's in love with him after a week. He then has to leave her, and she tries to commit suicide just to here his voice again.
This book is terrible. Go read Harry Potter. A book with some type of structure. A book that teaches you values.
If you're a fan of this, go to the doctor,he might be able to cure you.
This is the worse book in history. It's about a stupid chick that meets the re-born Cedric Diggory and says she's in love with him after a week. He then has to leave her, and she tries to commit suicide just to here his voice again.
This book is terrible. Go read Harry Potter. A book with some type of structure. A book that teaches you values.
If you're a fan of this, go to the doctor,he might be able to cure you.
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
― Stephen King
― Stephen King
by taliaxtalie December 28, 2011
Get the Twilightmug.