tweeler

One who tweets via twitter while at the wheel of a motor vehicle or while operating heavy machinery. This, more often than not, results in serious injury and/or death.

Passenger: "Look at that asshole tweeler, cut him off."
Driver: "I'll give you something to tweet about emo fag!"

Wade is such a tweeler. I am surprised he has only impaled three people with his forklift today.

by SamSchlong October 20, 2009

tweeder

A tweeder is defined as a pronounced sexual interest in the wearing of tweed or the integration of tweed in sexual acts.

I didn't realize how much of a tweeder my boyfriend was until he asked me to wear my new tweed coat to bed.

Did you see that guy following me around the Burberry store? He's such a tweeder!

by Lethia01 June 28, 2011

queen tweeker

the person on this on urban dictionary who uses that name.

damn i wanna see what queen tweeker looks like to see if she wants ta fuck ,but this is the only way i know how to find her.

by skol December 20, 2004

tweezerbation

masterbation for people whose penis is so small they have to use tweezers.

perry eggman is a tweezerbater.

by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005

Tweeper

A car that's automatic transmition doesn't work, henceforth making it hard to handle.

"Damn, can anyone else give me a ride, I don't want to have to deal with Dave's tweeper..."

by TheMoses August 27, 2005

tweener

In an episodic series (comic book, tv show, etc.), an episode in which nothing significant happens, but that is necessary to bridge the gap between the episodes that come before and after it.

I was all excited that the newest issue of my favorite comic hit the stands today, but it was a total tweener. What a drag.

by Rifflesby July 16, 2009

tweeker peter

When your penis becomes small during a high on meth you succumb to tweeker peter.

That's just tweeker peter, you should've seen the anaconda before.

by ekstr0m January 23, 2011