thirst tweet

A post on twitter about a popular celebrity or person,often showing sexual attraction to the person.
Usually has the person's name in it. Neckbeards sometimes make these posts towards a female popular person.

TT: I'd hook up with {celebrity},You cant deny him either!

Person: girl stop thirst tweeting

by mushroomplanet January 24, 2022

Penis tweet

An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.

User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.

User 2: penis tweet

by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023

Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

leet tweet

A message making oneself appear superior than another human being via twitter.

"Look at his leet tweet, he just keeps bragging about how many follower he has."

by xkuay March 2, 2010

One Tweet Wonder

Sending one tweet then you're done.

There is a great article today on the Slate about one tweet wonders.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009

trump tweet attack

what a porchdog does when they have anger management issues

since porchdogs dont understand how to deal with their anger constructively, they may find some sort of release in a trump tweet attack; however they only make pundits out of themselves, and shouldn't be considered intellectual equals

by Sexydimma September 30, 2016

Elite Tweet

Message from a celebrity, or persons with status.

He got another award, so I expect another elite tweet will soon follow.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020