A fascinating being indeed. Mainly nocturnal creatures, although some have evolved into Day-Walkers. They emerge from hiding from your Cousin's shed out back when the sunsets to pillage for supplies. You can usually identify one of these Cro-magnon humans by their lack of front teeth, entire bodies covered in sores and scabs, and missing minimum 1 digit on either hand. Forget rational communication with these things. They stammer with unintelligible rhetoric that usually relates to Seth Rollins being their favorite WWE wrestler, the one time They had to “bitch” slap their step dad or finally...they are at the local corner store walking around aimlessly in the parking lot.
Tweakers are among the most resilient animals known, with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.
They can get by with out nourishment and sustenance for extended amounts of time provided Crystal Meth is in abundance. Some of these have learned basic chemistry skills in order to only blow up the house around the corner from your children's school.
The highest concentrated population of Tweakers resides in the friendly community of Wood River, Illinois. A refining town in the midwest 20 miles from St. Louis, Missouri.
Tweakers are among the most resilient animals known, with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.
They can get by with out nourishment and sustenance for extended amounts of time provided Crystal Meth is in abundance. Some of these have learned basic chemistry skills in order to only blow up the house around the corner from your children's school.
The highest concentrated population of Tweakers resides in the friendly community of Wood River, Illinois. A refining town in the midwest 20 miles from St. Louis, Missouri.
Bill- What was all that commotion and ruckus down at the Rocket Shop?
Ted- A tweaker doused himself and his girlfriend in gasoline and set themselves ablaze.
Bill- oh. Sounds about right....What a dick!
Ted- A tweaker doused himself and his girlfriend in gasoline and set themselves ablaze.
Bill- oh. Sounds about right....What a dick!
by UnbiasedHater19 July 25, 2019
A person who is so infatuated with the iPhone game "words with friends" it interferes with their daily functioning.
Symptoms include lack of productivity at work (if they even have a job), accidents while driving (hoping to get lucky and create something more than a 5 letter word on a TW tile) and an overall shunning from society because everytime this person is out, their head is buried in their phone, trying to win at all 15 games the have running concurrently.
Symptoms include lack of productivity at work (if they even have a job), accidents while driving (hoping to get lucky and create something more than a 5 letter word on a TW tile) and an overall shunning from society because everytime this person is out, their head is buried in their phone, trying to win at all 15 games the have running concurrently.
normal guy "damn bro, you see that chick at the bar eye fuckin us, she was bangin!!!"
words tweaker "hang on bro, Ive got a q and z and theres an open TL and TW tile, Im gonna straight up murder this fool right now!!! Oh yeah high 5"
normal guy "dont talk to me for 8 minutes"
words tweaker ":( ok"
words tweaker "hang on bro, Ive got a q and z and theres an open TL and TW tile, Im gonna straight up murder this fool right now!!! Oh yeah high 5"
normal guy "dont talk to me for 8 minutes"
words tweaker ":( ok"
by Danny boy in LA November 17, 2010
Tweaker 12, are the cops that have to constantly deal with crack heads, and tweakers. These brave men and women are busy all night, and day responding to reports of tweakin.
Ron-“This is some quality tina, make sure tweaker 12 doesn't catch you talking to the asparagus again” Billy-“I swear the veggies were trying to start a riot!”
by Jim1798 November 01, 2020
A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.
I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.
by Juancabeza May 19, 2025
A male who uses regularly meth and is usually a douchebag. Other men cannot stand tweaker dicks because they usually will steal your drugs and your lawnmower.
by Sexistunna88 January 03, 2021
Someone who tweaks out while reading the dictionary and moves from word to word while reading definitions.
by KCMOMarko May 15, 2021