Tuts

derogittory word for female. Synonyms: babe, girl , hoe, lady, baby, skank, dike, bitch,... Also a common misspelling for tits.

hey tuts! Get me a beer before I loose my buzzz! .
Gorge:Have you see tinas tuts!?!??! Me: sry, but no. Frankly, I don't think there is such I thing on a woman.

by barneys knowledge March 5, 2008

Tutes

A simpler and more familiar way of saying "prostitutes" for those with a great deal of experience and familiarity on the subject. Especially used by U.S. Marines serving on the island of Okinawa, Japan.

What did you do this weekend?" "Oh, you know - drank a few beers, got a few tutes.

by Daddy Ruxpin November 9, 2010

Tutankhamen

Slang for powder cocaine. Derives from cocaine's status as the "pharaoh" of narcotics, and its use by the wealthy.

Wow, Yvesaint's mother won't approve of him snorting that line of Tutankhamen off that stripper's tatties.

by BBV4LYFE February 10, 2007

Ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttay

When you simple fuck it up. Any process or task that is foiled by ones pure stupidity. Used when things repeatedly get foiled over and over and over again.
Extension used: chotay chotay motay motay.

Shit, i just deleted this file...ma kee chooth may bhayn kay tuttay..chotay chotay motay motay

by Cool dood January 31, 2005

Math Tutor

A mysterious creature who is willing to help with math. A math tutor is like-liked by many. Often seen wearing the "AE" hoodie, great sense of fashion. A math tutor enjoys drawing his legs to him and does not need to use a pillow when sleeping. Very skilled in physics. Always open to kisses. Also widely known as MT.

"The raspberry shit last night was so good"- MT
"You mean that raspberry lemonade?"-Random Slut
"No that definitely had alcohol in it."-MT
"No it did not. You're such a Math Tutor."- Random Slut

"Can I have a shot?"- MT
"Sure but I don't have a chaser."- Hoe 147
"I don't need it. It's 80 proof." MT
Math Tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
"What is that shit?"- MT

by Sarah Beathands November 15, 2010

Math Tutoring

An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits

Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?

Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.

Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!

*they high five*

by spiderman313 November 30, 2009

Crack-a-tute

When you mix crack and a whore *aka prostitute you get a Crack-a-tute.

"Man Cindy is such a crack-a-tute, her nose is always dusted and she always shows the guys a good time"

by Slystone December 6, 2004