Turtles

The only animal that should be cared about. Don't use plastic straws bitch

And i opp is that a plastic straw. Save the turtles sksksks

by skskskVSCOGURL October 6, 2019

Turtles

something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.

Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!

by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019

turtles

The best animal

world has turtles

by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020

Turtleing

When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.

Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!

by urbandictionary000001 October 17, 2020

turtles

i like turtles

turtles are pog

by defenitly not wesley December 2, 2020

TURTLEMAN

The greatest discord mod in the world

TurtleMan is the best

by Ttmmttmm December 3, 2020

turbelsonitosis

A condition where your hears are extremly cold, the only cure is thighs of a thick thighed woman around your head

john:hey man i just got turbelsonitosis
martin:shit did ur gf take care of u with her thighs
john:yeah i spent the whole night wrapped in them

by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021