When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
by M1khale June 10, 2016
Get the comfort tugmug. A rough tug is when you get so mad at a situation, that you aggressively start tugging at your private parts.
“Dude my mom wouldn’t make me meatloaf for dinner. So I sat in the corner of my room giving myself a rough tug until I started to bleed.”
by DadKum69 April 2, 2021
Get the Rough Tugmug. Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.
Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.
by TreeBitches February 22, 2013
Get the tug hustlemug. by Eldor peeener November 20, 2022
Get the timber tugmug. When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit
Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today
June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?
Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug
June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?
Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug
by Sceggs November 12, 2018
Get the Bum tugmug. by darris doois November 15, 2016
Get the Tug tuesdaymug. When person 1 spikes person 2's drink and once person 2 passes out, has their hand used to give a hand job to person 1. This is a variation on "The Stranger" technique of masturbation in that it uses an actual stranger.
Joe: My drink got spiked last night and when I woke up I had semen all over my hand.
Jeff: Ohhh man, looks like someone just got nailed by a "Drug & Tug"
Jeff: Ohhh man, looks like someone just got nailed by a "Drug & Tug"
by BigDing August 22, 2011
Get the Drug & Tugmug.