comfort tug

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

by M1khale June 10, 2016

Rough Tug

A rough tug is when you get so mad at a situation, that you aggressively start tugging at your private parts.

“Dude my mom wouldn’t make me meatloaf for dinner. So I sat in the corner of my room giving myself a rough tug until I started to bleed.”

by DadKum69 April 2, 2021

tug hustle

Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.

Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.

by TreeBitches February 22, 2013

timber tug

Jerking off in your hunting stand

Johnny was doing the timber tug this morning so hard he scared the deer.

by Eldor peeener November 20, 2022

Bum tug

When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit

Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today

June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?

Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug

by Sceggs November 12, 2018

Tug tuesday

When a girl tugs down on her top to send a cleavage shot on Tuesday....

She sent my a great tug tuesday selfie.

Have you checked out tug tuesday on The Chive.

by darris doois November 15, 2016

Drug & Tug

When person 1 spikes person 2's drink and once person 2 passes out, has their hand used to give a hand job to person 1. This is a variation on "The Stranger" technique of masturbation in that it uses an actual stranger.

Joe: My drink got spiked last night and when I woke up I had semen all over my hand.

Jeff: Ohhh man, looks like someone just got nailed by a "Drug & Tug"

by BigDing August 22, 2011