porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.

I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.

by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011

Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.

Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!

by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016

trumpet

the trumpet is the greatest instrument ever. It gets most of the solos in all of the groups, can be played in orchestra, classical, jazz, or just about anything else. trumpets are normally cocky with great reason. trumpet is the best instrument in the world! hail to the brass! pep bands die with out the trumpets because they're the loudest and the best.

P1: man have you heard that kid play the trumpet?
P2: yeah... he's such a screamer, it's awesome!
P1: if he keeps going like that he's going to be like Miles Davis

by Melodie April 17, 2005

Trumpler

DESCRIBE THE SIMILAR THINGS THAT TRUMP WILL DOES TO AMERICA LIKE HITLER DOES TO GERMAN

*EXCEPT THE WORLD CONQUER*

LET'S MOVE 2 CANADA, TRUMPLER IS A DICATOR NOW

by I'M A KID, DON'T JUDGE ME November 10, 2016

butt trumpet

A trombone played by someone who is no longer in a high school marching band.

John loves to play his butt trumpet for his dinner guest.

by mama December 10, 2003

butt trumpet

A follower who farts back the idiotic words of Donald Trump

Republican butt Trumpets beat up protesters outside the White House saying it was ok to do so because the protesters were Mexican

by DragonsDream November 23, 2016

trumpet player

egotistical but no one cares
cant usually play but can bs it better than anyone in band
thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking
can do just about anything

higher fasater louder screamed henderson at out wicked sweet trumpet player

by band kids are cooler than you July 30, 2008