twatch

n. English, derived from twat and bitch. Refers to a woman who doesn't thank a man for sending her flowers.

That twatch didn't even call me after I sent her flowers!

by myfavoriteadam August 27, 2008

trotch

1. a dimwitted female.

2. a pathalogical liar prone to sudden outbursts of drama, and psychotic episodes.

3. Someone who continues to deny the truth even when proven to be blatantly lying.

"I can't believe there is a thread still going on about this stupid ass trotch... "

"She keeps being a skanky trotch."

by Nunyabizness August 29, 2005

Twatch

To watch pornography/ sexual things.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by sayoko March 22, 2007

trotch

rhymes with crotch. derogatory name for a female who carries herself in a way which is nearly impossible to respect.

"Yo, that girl's such a trotch, did you see her all over his friends too?"

by jens March 18, 2004

Margaret Thatcher

Apparently the "worst" PM Britain ever had, yet she was voted into power 11 years in a row, and her party 18 years.

Took us out of the 1979 winter of discontent and stopped organised labour groups from running the country. An individualist, a strong woman and a damn good PM.

Put Britain on the largest bull market the world has ever seen, namely lasting 12 years.

Thats why she was the longest serving PM there has ever been in this country.

Maggie Thatcher, Tory PM.

by poopoomoomoo July 25, 2008

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

breakea your trachea

v. to break the listener's trachea, often used as a threat

I'll breakea your trachea if you don't shut up!

by smartass_bitch January 9, 2008