tragic roundabout

Whilst suffering a bout of liquid diarrhoea spinning around letting go of your bowel contents with the intention of redecorating all 4 walls of the toilet cubicle. Best executed in a public toilet #fuckthecleaner.

Don't go in there pal someone has a done a tragic roundabout.

by Rustybullet buster October 28, 2023

Trading Sausages

v. The act of two people simultaneously pulling eachother's wieners at full force for sexual pleasure.

J: What are Alex and Ross doing in the corner? D: I'm not sure. It looks like they're trading sausages.

by Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer!! September 10, 2010

Tagine Uppercut

To slap one's genitalia hard on the underneath of human or animals chin.

The audible sound emitted from the mouth, is reportedly the same as the noise of tapping a tajine (earthenware cooking pot from North Africa) with a small rubber mallet.

Man I gave that squirrel a mean tagine uppercut, you should have heard the pop!

by WillyWordsmith October 13, 2011

Trading Beaver Skins

An 18th Century version of wife swapping.

Mostly used between American frontiersmen, and in some cases, englishmen with ties to American trading.

Chap 1: I say, Rufus, how would you feel about heading to the cabin and trading beaver skins this night?

Chap 2: Ahhh, splendid idea, Worthington!

by JesseLikesFood November 17, 2011

targina

A tight vagina, the opposite of an largina.

"Daaaamn son why are you grabbin yo dick?"
"That bitch last night had a targina and now it's bruised all over."

by ThatTallDutchGuy October 16, 2015

Tragedy Vampire

An individual who feeds off of the tragic events of others. They gain their power by gathering information about said tragedy from everybody but the person affected.

"Gayle came over to my office today to get the deets on Phil's mother's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. She's a blatant tragedy vampire."

by AlabamTa June 15, 2017

Traditional man

A stable and wholesome man, who follows traditions and is always a gentleman in every situation.

"Hey, have you seen that traditional man over there?"
"Yeah, I'd like him to ask me to the dance!"

by tmseekers November 15, 2018