canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil

A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted

by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022

tart's tractor

A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.

She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.

by hackneydiv September 24, 2024

Cock tractor

The cock tractor is a means of transportation as well as a sexual prank performed between two partners.

To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.

"Me and the boys went to town with J's cock tractor"

"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"

by Cock-cymbal November 11, 2019

r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018

tractor touch

to pecker touch

Hey i heard tom tractor touched that guy in prison.

by jraw April 12, 2017

Chelsea Tractor

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

by pseudochorus December 24, 2022

run thru me like a tractor

you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.

I was talking to Connor and damn that boy is so fine. I want him to run thru me like a tractor

by yaboitrent October 30, 2020