bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.

Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

pork tractor

When you have intercourse doggy style and walk the girl and or man around the room on all fours

Aww man Danny D. Was banging this chick doggy style workin her like a pork tractor.

by Porktractor June 9, 2017

the tractor pull

During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his or her anal cavity tightly and immediately starts running, thus dragging the giver around.

How dare he do the tractor pull on me!? I have a bad knee and now, I have a broken dick!

by Doozy pozy November 18, 2017

Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.

Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.

by Squishy turd September 22, 2016

Tractor!

A tractor is a vehicle predominantly used by farmers within Rural areas of the UK. Lintonites (of the hamlet of Linton, Derbyshire), scream TRACTOR when spotting one approaching a field or generally going about it’s business.

Whilst driving around the countryside, a Lintonite will aggressively shout Tractor! to alert the other passengers they are the first to see it.

by Rorybreaker March 12, 2023

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Tractor

A piece of machinery usually used for farming.

"He was using the tractor to harvest the wheat."

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023