a lazy inhabitant of any campus town or any city who engages in activities involving chocolate-milk, shower-crowding, pretzel tying, being an all around idiot, and sucking syrup.
That guy is being a real townie idiot.
What is this chocolate-milk drinking townie fuck doing in my kitchen?
What is this chocolate-milk drinking townie fuck doing in my kitchen?
by BulletBottle December 01, 2009
A person that tends to live in a council house. Often seen in groups of 10-20 for that bit of "Support". Never seen alone. Fails to pronounce 'H' and 'T' properly. Dropped out of school at 13. Kids by 15. The females wear enough self tan to turn orange, gold earrings to appear to be a prop out of Goldfinger. They also have their hair gelled back into a slick,tight bun...
The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?"
But then goes quiet upon a good reply.
All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?"
But then goes quiet upon a good reply.
All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
Townie1: "Oy! Look...itz wun o those Goffs"
Townie2: "Letz go get 'im"
*Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm*
Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?"
Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?"
Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
Townie2: "Letz go get 'im"
*Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm*
Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?"
Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?"
Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
by RunOfTheMill April 15, 2004
Townies are ppl who rekon they're 'ard. They usualy are from the working class and live on councal estates. Townies have a different language from english, goodness knows what they mean. I doubt evan if they know what they're talking about. lol. Townies love to resort to vuiolence, yet are very scared of getting hurt(typical)They hate grungers, such as myself, and will started a fight on seeing one, or at least take the mick.
townie1: I love smokin'
townie2: me too. It's like so stereotypical.
townie1: It su'pose 'oo be.
townie2: Why r u tal'in funny?
townie1: 'cos i iz a townie and iz bein' stereotypical.
townie2: Hey loot man, it's a grunger
*-grunger enters*
townie1: Haha grunger! Kirt Cobains dead
*grunger pulls out paint ball gun, townies change color*
grunger: Muhahahahaha. Nvr underestamate a grunger pontential townies!
townie2: me too. It's like so stereotypical.
townie1: It su'pose 'oo be.
townie2: Why r u tal'in funny?
townie1: 'cos i iz a townie and iz bein' stereotypical.
townie2: Hey loot man, it's a grunger
*-grunger enters*
townie1: Haha grunger! Kirt Cobains dead
*grunger pulls out paint ball gun, townies change color*
grunger: Muhahahahaha. Nvr underestamate a grunger pontential townies!
by Martin-Converting as many to grunge November 18, 2004
nylon coated, logo covered, strippy legged bastards!! that hang around being arragant little bastards!!
by someone u dont want to know March 24, 2004
townies go to mcdonalds because to them it's exotic food and a special occassion.they're natural habitats are:in and out of mcdonalds,sports shops,council estates,places that say do not enter,local bodge parks, dark alleys and outside the local news agents.
townies wear 99p 'designer' tacky clothes that they found in a bin somewhere (thats why they smell so so bad, but they say its a new fragrance or after shave).
the male species of townies wear adidas trackys that are so not very expensive, hoodies from JJb sports, nike air trainers and sports clothes even though they have never heard of sport .
the female species of townies loose there virginity at the age of 11 or under. female townies also damage babies by making them the younger equivalent of jordan by getting them boob implants and drenching them in foul smelling perfumes £1.99 from cost-co.
townies cement there hair to there head with mounds of tacky gel and reveal there cheap and plastic 'gold' earrings. they wear playboy trackies and mckenzies hoodies and to top it all off a pair of original reebok trainers.CLASSY.
townies wear 99p 'designer' tacky clothes that they found in a bin somewhere (thats why they smell so so bad, but they say its a new fragrance or after shave).
the male species of townies wear adidas trackys that are so not very expensive, hoodies from JJb sports, nike air trainers and sports clothes even though they have never heard of sport .
the female species of townies loose there virginity at the age of 11 or under. female townies also damage babies by making them the younger equivalent of jordan by getting them boob implants and drenching them in foul smelling perfumes £1.99 from cost-co.
townies cement there hair to there head with mounds of tacky gel and reveal there cheap and plastic 'gold' earrings. they wear playboy trackies and mckenzies hoodies and to top it all off a pair of original reebok trainers.CLASSY.
you'll often hear townies say: il, il blad,il man, il bruv,safe,safe bruv,im gun braap u up, u is dead man,fuck uuuuuuuuu, your mum, allow you...etc.
as you may of guessed words like these are NOT in the dictionary.
as you may of guessed words like these are NOT in the dictionary.
by tanith&&katie April 05, 2006
Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls!!
Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies
Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies
townie: 'oi slut'
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)
by natalie September 12, 2004
A person that thinks unprovoked attacks on "goffs and dirty gwebs" makes them cool. Someone that thinks schreaching loudly while trying to bring the front wheel of his (stolen) bike down on a dogs back, causing the dog to run, terrified, onto a road infront of a car, just because the dog is owned by a "dirty bag of greb s**t" is funny. Someone who pretends they're "well ard" by laughing nervously while running away when an angry "goff" girl tells them they'll be getting the vet bill. Someone who thinks beating up girls makes them "well 'ard". Someone who thinks everyone else needs and wants fashion tips. Someone who mistakenly thinks that they are and should be respected by all. In short: A d**kh**d.
by Trip April 21, 2004