Getting a ground crew in (4 friends) to each hold a corner down on a large tarpaulin sheet. Then once you have that in place, you will then need your girlfriend to go on 'All Fours' in the center of it. Once she is in position you may the sit on her back like a horse rider and begin to shit over her back. Once the shit is laid you will then be required to use your ass cheeks to spread and smear it all over her back until you have a nice and even gripping surface! Tarmacing's done lads, lets have a cuppa tea!
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Tomahawking experts sometimes also rapidly cover and uncover the girl's mouth by reaching around her face with their free hand. If done correctly, this simulates a traditional aboriginal mating call.
Tomahawking experts sometimes also rapidly cover and uncover the girl's mouth by reaching around her face with their free hand. If done correctly, this simulates a traditional aboriginal mating call.
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An undeniably enormous infatuation with the toes of ones desired partner. A toemance is more than a foot fetish, for it is the glorious matrimonial connection between two lovers solely through their toes. They cuddle with their toes, date with their toes, conduct in intercourse with their toes, known as toetercourse, and all sorts of other wonderful things partners do, but with their toes. Both partners share the same infatuation with each others toes, which is the difference between a simple toe fetish, and a toemance.
In some rare cases, a toemance can lead to all parties involved developing the ability to even speak toetapathicaly through their toes, and they do not even need to speak. They respect their toes, and the toes of their partners, and begin treating their toes like divine appendages. They pamper their toes, and walk on their hands to prevent wear and tear on their precious phalanges.
In some rare cases, a toemance can lead to all parties involved developing the ability to even speak toetapathicaly through their toes, and they do not even need to speak. They respect their toes, and the toes of their partners, and begin treating their toes like divine appendages. They pamper their toes, and walk on their hands to prevent wear and tear on their precious phalanges.
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Guy 1: Dude, I heard Jenks really gave Erin the Tomahawk Chop last night!
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Guy 2: I know, he looked totally wore out! He must of gone wrist deep!
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<Toemass> CAPTAIN TOEMASS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!
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