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neato torpedo

An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.
Bill: Wow that car was tripped out
Bob: Yeah, it was neato torpedo!
Bill: Fag!
by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005
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back door torpedo

when you are having sex with a girl and you are about to cum, in one deft movement you pull out and shove it in her anus without warning and immediately ejaculate in a sexual explosion.
last night i gave julie a back door torpedo!
by russland September 10, 2010
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pink torpedo

Damn, I'd like to sink her battleship with my pink torpedo
by manfat June 28, 2003
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Tored

oh man, im so tored, im gonna go to bed..
by katyaisthebest November 29, 2010
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Bit Torrent

A peer to peer program written by Bram Cohen in 2001. Allows users to both upload and download files from other users. Should be classified as a second generation file sharing program, since it is decentralized and not located on one server.

Because of this, it is next to impossible for the MPAA or RIAA to stop it. When they shut down one site, 20 more pop up. Bit Torrent is primarily used by people with intelligence, who are sick and tired of paying rip off prices for movies, games, books, software, and just about everything else. It makes cable tv obsolete.
Wow, I just downloaded 12 gigs of porn on a bit torrent site for free! I will never pay for porn again!
by transduction June 11, 2006
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Torrey Honors Institute

A small, unknown honors program at a small, unknown college in California. The students in the program are hostile and self-proclaimed scholars in many areas of study. The program has been known to turn Protestants and Catholics into angry Eastern Orthodox scholars.

"One, two, three,--but where, my dear Timaeus, is the fourth"
~ Plato
The Torrey Honors Institute is in La Mirada.
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torked

Created by a Northern Virginian in the late 1970s by combining tired and horked to create a word that means exasperated, exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. Word was created as part of a class project to create new or combination words in the same manner as those found in the Jabberwocky poem.

The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".

Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.
"I'm totally torked. I had to listen to him drone on for over 10 minutes about something totally irrelevant."
by Amy Gish May 30, 2006
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