toofs

Drastically misshapen teeth with gaps throughout, a lower form of teef.

"Err that Chalky bird, she's got proper toofs!"

by Cowfresh March 27, 2007

toon-six

A 750 ml bottle of liquor. ussualy whiskey, rum, vodka, gin etc.

Me and pat split on a toon-six for a night of drunken chaos.

by Jordi Rosadio April 27, 2008

nigger tools

Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.

Why don't you go buy a socket set and stop using these nigger tools!

by Mshay May 8, 2008

toon

Shortened form of 'platoon', used most notably in Orson Scott Card's "Ender's Game"

"I'll tell you how to get a toon. Prove to me you know what you're doing as a soldier. Prove to me you know how to use other soldiers. And then prove to me that somebody's willing to follow you into battle."

by launchie September 9, 2012

toon

1. A character that one creates in a video game. The origins of this term are unclear, but may be related to the second definition.

2. In the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), an animated film performer who inhabits the human world but is not human (examples: Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit). A shortened form of "cartoon."

I am going to roll a l33t axe toon.

by Puck March 17, 2004

toonces

When you've got absolutely no fucking shot anyway - what the hell? - you may as well let a cat drive your car.

"But she's the hottest girl in school. And you're a pee wee. And have a shitload of acne. And halitosis. And barely weigh 100 pounds soaking wet."

"Yeah - I know it's toonces, but I still need a date to prom anyway."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

toon poon

catroon porn, usually knows as hentai

yo stop by the house, i got some toon poon we can jack off to

by Anonymous March 18, 2003