Jelly toob

Jelly toob is a nice relaxing word to say and if you looked up this word your name starts with a and you were told to look this up by someone who's name starts with m

I'm stressed ("jelly toob")

by Imma dragon September 30, 2020

Caught Toobin

The act of forgetting you were Skype fapping before your virtual work meeting, and Zoom automatically turns on your camera catching you sausage-in-hand.

I was home alone and was caught Toobin

by JUMBOpin October 21, 2020

you toob

a boomer term. usually when they try to show you a video and they say "you toob". correction: videos.

hey kiddo, i have some interesting you toobs for you to check out.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan November 24, 2021

Maize creator of the toob

Liam landree is the biggest god ever

Liam landree is the maize creator of the toob

by ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ December 19, 2014

Eye lyek toortels

Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.

John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident; 19 October, 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

toobsteak

In extremely large hard penis smuthered in underwear....

Alan likes toobsteak.

by Commissary Crew February 23, 2006