by Bnana-man March 22, 2020
Get the TOILET PAPERmug. Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.
by High Society October 28, 2012
Get the Toilet Paper Ascotmug. by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
by blakesmittty June 21, 2017
Get the alaskan toilet papermug. What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020
Get the toilet papermug. Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020
Get the toilet paper syndromemug. The toilet paper stores still have.
Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020
Get the 180 grit toilet papermug.