Toger

To put it simple A toger is a massive shlong

Wow I’d love to tickle Daniels toger

by Whore ;) January 4, 2021

√toliet paper

Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time

I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin

by jifter November 7, 2010

family get together crashers

The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.

Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"

Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"

Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"

Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"

Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."

Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Tonied

Getting extremely inebriated, to the point of incoherent mumbling downtowned

Micheal tried to tell us he had to go to the bathroom, but he was so tonied, we couldn't understand him, so he pissed himself.

by Daniel Zeve February 18, 2005

being together

When one person in a relationship is too scared of commitment, so they use the term being together. It makes it easier if they break up.

We hookup all the time, but we only talked about being together

by Gossipgurlxoxox December 4, 2017

together

Adjective: Being a 'together' person can mean having well-organised ideas, or being sensible and confident, usually used in the negative sense.

"He's not very together."
"Get it together, man."

by apers0n January 26, 2007

Come Together

A Beatle's song about ejaculating at the same time the male in a porn video does.

Oh, Come together!!!!

by ElAteo June 10, 2015