An incredibly beautiful women who looks hot in a Cubs t-shirt who should definitely give Jordan a chance
Friend 1: hey, did you hear about Vivica from tinder?
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.
by Most definitely not Jordan September 29, 2021

To open a tinder account for the sole purpose of stalking or spying on someone. This can be done for yourself or someone else.
Lope: Hey Dave, can you see if by bf is on tinder? I'm tinder curious, but don't want my bf to think I'm a stalker
Dave: Sure. I don't know what I'm doing but ill download it real quick. Guess I'm tinder curious too
Dave: Sure. I don't know what I'm doing but ill download it real quick. Guess I'm tinder curious too
by 4sottish1 May 13, 2016

Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2020

(n.) a person with whom one has matched on Tinder, but lives so far away that one could never hope to physically meet him or her.
Jim: Damn, did I show you this Brenda chick I matched with on Tinder? Look at those bewbs.
Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.
Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.
Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.
Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.
by brodobagginz March 24, 2016

by Shitheadfour March 2, 2022

A girl who basically lives on Tinder. Her profile pops up whenever you are on tinder, after your relationship has ended, or when you need some action, once in a while. She lives from one Tinder relationship to the next. She has no prospects of settling down anytime, ever.
by RealTacoMan May 3, 2020

by asdfwefpkjd November 18, 2014
