Louis Tomlinson

1. gay mf that writes bangers
2. leader of a lesbian cult
3. childless

Person 1: What's your favorite Louis Tomlinson song?
Person2: That's a weird way to ask me if i'm a lesbian

by h03forarcticmonkeys February 22, 2021

valorant timing

holding an angle and deciding to rotate exactly when the enemy peeks you (having bad luck)

Skye: "I left the party right before the hot girl got naked"
Lily: "Valorant timing."

by lilyeatscake June 4, 2022

Timing Belt

noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.

Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"

Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."

Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."

by Tbelt April 9, 2011

Draco Timing

Basically, you come into a group chat as soon as something sexual is going on.

“Damn, you got some Draco Timing.”
or
“Jennifer has another sense. Perfect Draco Timing.”

by Kek Nug June 7, 2018

Perfect timing

The quality of diamond jewelry when hits just the right light and achieves it's highest potential of brilliance.

Damn bro, your ice got perfect timing out here in sunny Miami!

by Hoodrich GM May 6, 2018

Tomlinson

(tom-lin-suhn) - VERB

To drop an object in a manor likely to cause injury to a coworker.

"Dude, watch it! you just tomlinsoned me with that CO2 tank!

by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010

Timeline Silencer

Someone that constantly induces silence at online communities (twitter, facebook etc.) by sharing content that is totally detached from what the majority of the audience expects.

Typical silencers include: porn, pain and pain associated with porn.

@christiansrcool says: What a beautiful morning! at 08:27

@normalguy27 says: Damn! Burnt my pancakes again. at 08:28

@ timeline silencer says: Crime took my face. It forgot to take my knives. I´m coming for you! at 08:31

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@anothernormalguy says: is google out? at 08:45

by terminal1 July 8, 2010