Appendix Tickler

n.
A kidney stroker. A bout of backdoor work up the missus' chamber of horrors.

"Roll over love, I feel like an appendix tickler tonight. You'll like it. Not a lot, but you'll like it"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Colombian Ass Tickler

Adj: The act of shoving cocaine up ones asshole for the purpose of being a drug mule or for personal use.

Frank got busted with a Colombian Ass Tickler, now he's serving 2-5 years in prison.

by CurtisR March 28, 2011

Butthole tickler

The patch of facial hair (square shaped), located below the bottom lip of a guy.

I kindly asked the guy who was eating me out to not get his butthole tickler near my anal cavity

by Ebreeezee December 3, 2011

face tickler

1. the act of tickling one's face
2. any rubbing of one's hairy pubic region against one's face while performing oral sex

My girl got a nice face tickler from my hairy choade while she was giving me a rimmer last night.

by weasel February 10, 2003

bitch tickler

a small patch of hair under the lower lip that will tend to tickle bitches while performing certain acts.

Johnny, will you shave that bitch tickler already? My perineum is raw from you eating my pussy!

by Tee Bag August 21, 2009

Toledo tickler

when a guy is sitting down and farts and then the fart has no where to go but up and between the the sack and inner thigh and creates a tickling sensation

i was driving my truck the other day and i had a Toledo tickler and it was warm and smelled of low grade cabbage

by thoseanarchos April 28, 2010

check the ticker

An insult said to someone who is clued out or always the last to know.

Bob: My team is gonna kick ass this year!
Doug: Not without Jones.
Bob: What happened to Jones?
Bob: Check the ticker for the latest.

by Freaqish September 12, 2008