trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

Thumbkin

Performing the act of splinting on a consensual female partner, while performing oral sex on her. This involves inserting your thumb into her vagina, pushing down towards the anus to help her relieve constipation, while sucking on her clit.

"My lady was horny as hell, but also constipated so I offered to give her a thumbkin. The simultaneous orgasm and poop drove her absolutely wild with pleasure!"

"I bet it did! You're an inspiration to us all my friend."

by MarkHanna June 7, 2021

Trumpling

A kid that is really similar to Trump

"Gosh Prudence was being such a Trumpling today."

by RandomShitposts June 30, 2021

Thumbin

Going through something. U said when referring to counting money

“I’m thumbin through these hundreds”
“My bro was thumbin through those hoodies”

by Boolin_g February 22, 2022

thumping peaches

When two females of any species rub their vaginal lips (pussies) together. Lesbian Sex.

God dammit babe, The lesbians upstairs are “thumping peaches” again!

by Dangalangtime69 June 17, 2022

Tubling

a child born in a bathtub

i am a tubling

by Trovitompson March 30, 2023

Thumbgina

The extra skin between your index finger and thumb. Not to be mistaken for a thumb wenis.

Would you like to touch thumbginas?

by Kumbuchadumpster May 9, 2023