Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.
Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.
by Jungle ranch July 07, 2019
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bella swan situation

When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.

Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.
Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.
by ewwwitsyou June 16, 2010
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No means yes situation

When you tell the Loveliest woman ever to not to use her sexy voice, but you secretly never want her to stop
Hey, Lovely, Stop using that sexy voice! This is a No means Yes Situation.
by Greg Russell October 24, 2007
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Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass
Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?
by Jonny Long Schlong May 18, 2011
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Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."
by T1mb May 03, 2013
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wein-wein situation

A situation with two positive results; an expected pleasant surprise along with a secondary yet equally pleasant outcome.
So you wanna go to the barbeque?

Will they have hot dogs?

Yeah! And they'll have a whole bunch of white dudes.

Wow! Talk about a Wein-Wein Situation.
by autobrick December 25, 2009
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Ehe Ehe Situation

1)(N). A no-hope situation, in which the individuals involved are about to be so affected by upcoming events, it brings them to tears 'ehe ehe'.
2)(N). A situation that only makes the current one worse.
1) The cast of blair witch 2: book of shadows were completely innocent...yet they fall for the actions they had performed while possessed...what an ehe ehe situation...the tapes were played with, and they were rigged...
2)Jill Valentine had just fought off ten zombies and a pair of hunters. She rested against the wall, severely wounded, saying it couldnt get worse. Then, she heard heavy footsteps. Nemesis was looking for her. What an ehe ehe situation...Then, he came around the corner, and raised his bazooka...
by Def_226 August 02, 2003
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