The name of a sex goddes .. pure beauty and a very good sense f humor.. beatiful smile.. attracted to men with the name jacob... " GB EE "
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Once I purchased my computer parts from newegg, they emailed me the invoice for them shortly thereafter.
by kyle.biddle December 27, 2010
Get the thereafter mug.A totally awesome stoner found in a weird specimen called 'human.' Humans are well known as asseholes but this particular 'human' is very cool. He helps a lot and he gets high a lot. Most importantly, he always brings a towel. Therealjdb's partner in getting stoned is RXVL, another leet 'human.'
Therealjdb is fucking awesome.
by RXVL April 2, 2007
Get the therealjdb mug.The act of resting/sleeping cocooned under the covers after a long session, in the style of Mother Teresa resting in her death bed (see CelebrityMorgue.com). This session could be after exercise/shagging/drinking. A mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. It is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.
M dot T always comes first.
M dot T always comes first.
1. Jack: 'Ahh man I had such a long shag last night, i'm in need of a serious M dot T'
2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'
2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'
JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.
2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'
2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'
JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.
by Back from the grave January 7, 2012
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1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.
2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.
3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.
2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.
3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.
e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”
Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”
Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”
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